Originally Posted by elind
Who do I contact about getting one of these signs? I would like to have a sign posted right in front of my deer camp. That way I could just sit inside the patio doors and take my pick of which buck I'll shoot since the deer would be crossing in front of the camp. It gets cold walking all over the woods and then dragging in the thirty point buck. Eh?
Sorry, Elind, but your suggestion reminds me of the old story about the two guys who go deer hunting and bag a 12-point buck. After congratulating each other, they grab the deer by the two hind legs and start dragging it out of the woods and toward the truck, but the rack keeps getting tangled in the underbrush and slowing them down.
After about an hour they encounter a game warden, who checks their tags and admires their deer. Before leaving he says, "You know, you fellows would have a much easier time if you'd grab that deer by the antlers and drag him, instead of by the hind legs."
After about another hour of dragging, one of the two says, "You know, that game warden was right. This is much easier," to which his buddy replies, "Yeah, but we keep getting further and further from the truck."