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Old 12-23-2013, 11:27 AM   #1
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Do you know this guy?

Man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by.

He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Bob."

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "Bob Feldman... he's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Bob Feldman every single time."

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Cabbie: "Not Bob Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone, and danced like a Broadway star. And you should have heard him play the piano! He was an amazing guy."

Passenger: "Sounds like he was somebody really special."

Cabbie: "Oh hell there's more”. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order, and which fork to eat it with. And he could fix anything-- Not like me - I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Bob Feldman, he could do everything right."

Passenger: "Wow, some guy then."

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Bob, he never made mistakes, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never argue back, even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! I never knew him to make a mistake!
No one could ever measure up to Bob Feldman."

Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"


Cabbie: "Well... I never actually met Bob. He died, and I married his damn wife."
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