A man decided he needed to get a physical, and made an appointment with his doctor. His wife accompanied him on his appointment day.
When the man left the Doc's office and reentered the waiting room, he had a look of puzzlement and disbelief on his face.
His wife ran up to him and said; "What's wrong, honey? Honey, what's wrong?"
The man opened his hand and showed her a small, white pill, and said, "The Doc said that I have to take one of these pills every day for the rest of my life".
"Well that's not so bad, honey'" his wife replied.
"Yes it is," replied the man, "he only gave me three pills".
2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
I used to be addicted to time travel, but that's all in the past now.