Doctors appointment

[wmtire]

A man decided he needed to get a physical, and made an appointment with his doctor. His wife accompanied him on his appointment day.

When the man left the Doc's office and reentered the waiting room, he had a look of puzzlement and disbelief on his face.

His wife ran up to him and said; "What's wrong, honey? Honey, what's wrong?"

The man opened his hand and showed her a small, white pill, and said, "The Doc said that I have to take one of these pills every day for the rest of my life".

"Well that's not so bad, honey'" his wife replied.

"Yes it is," replied the man, "he only gave me three pills".

[Herk7769]

[Cajun Po-Boy]

Nice...

[F.R.O.G.]

That must be the same doctor who called his patient and said, "Mr. So-and-so, I have your test results back. It seems there's good news and bad news."

"So, what's the good news?" the patient asked anxiously.

"Well," replied the doctor, "the tests show that you have 24 hours to live."

"Good grief!" the patient shouted. "If that's the good news, what in the world is the bad news?"

The doctor answered, "I meant to call you yesterday when these came in."

[Goomph]

OMG !!!! These jokes always crack me up ! SO funny ! Thanks for posting them folks !

[RoadTrip]

::groan::

[B47]

Originally Posted by wmtire

A man decided he needed to get a physical, and made an appointment with his doctor. His wife accompanied him on his appointment day.

When the man left the Doc's office and reentered the waiting room, he had a look of puzzlement and disbelief on his face.

His wife ran up to him and said; "What's wrong, honey? Honey, what's wrong?"

The man opened his hand and showed her a small, white pill, and said, "The Doc said that I have to take one of these pills every day for the rest of my life".

"Well that's not so bad, honey'" his wife replied.

"Yes it is," replied the man, "he only gave me three pills".

Come on Guys - Fess up - didn't anyone get the dreaded "Turbo" disease after reading this one?