donald and hillary

[deebarjay]

> Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump
>
>
> A private Leer jet arrives at LaGuardia international
> airport and Donald Trump strides to his limousine which
> drives him to a reception with Hillary Clinton.
>
> From there, they are driven in a black Mercedes to the
> edge of New York where they change to a magnificent 17th
> century carriage hitched to six white horses.
>
> They continue on towards The Clinton Mansion while
> enjoying a little champagne, all is going well. Suddenly,
> the right rear horse lets go with the most horrendous and
> earth-shattering fart ever heard in New York.
>
> The fart shakes the coach a little. The smell is
> atrocious! Hillary and The Donald must use handkerchiefs
> over their nose, but the two do their best to ignore the
> incident.
>
> Hillary turns to Trump saying, "Mr. Trump, please
> accept my regrets. I am sure you understand there are some
> things that even I cannot control."
>
>
> Trump, with his usual political correctness, replied,
> "Hillary, don't give the matter another thought.
> Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the
> horses."