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Old 08-07-2012, 09:01 PM   #1
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Don't mess with seniors, The $2.99 Special

Have a laugh!!

I love it.................................
If you are a senior you will understand this one,
if you deal with seniors, this should help you
understand them a little better, and if you are
not a senior yet........God willing, someday you
will be......
The $2.99 Special

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the
'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash
browns and toast for $2.99.

'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want
the eggs..'

'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49 because
you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress
warned her.

'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the
eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.

'YES!' stated the waitress.

'I'll take the special then,' my wife said..

'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress

'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied.

She took the two eggs home and baked
a cake.

WE'VE been around the block more than

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Old 08-07-2012, 09:54 PM   #2
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Old 08-07-2012, 10:20 PM   #3
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Smart thinker - I like the eggs idea!

Not a senior but I can relate! I was sharing a sandwich with dad & I asked for the lettuce on the side. I was informed that there would be an extra charge because it would be considered a salad. Ordered the sandwich without mustard so I could toss out the extra lettuce at home after keeping a small portion.
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Old 08-11-2012, 07:27 PM   #4
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too Funny---true but so funny!!
That ones going in my newsletter. Hugs, Di
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