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Old 09-13-2013, 05:16 PM   #1
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A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn’t like hillbillies.The game warden ordered the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid West Virginia hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, “This duck ain’t from West Virginia . This is a Kentucky duck. You got a Kentucky huntin’ license, boy?” The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kentucky hunting license.

The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said, “This ain’t no Kentucky duck. This duck’s from Tennessee. You got a Tennessee license?” The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Tennessee license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said "This ain’t no Tennessee duck. This here duck’s from Virginia. . You got a Virginia. huntin’ license?”

Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a Virginia. hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly “Just where the hell are you from?"

The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said “You tell me, you’re the expert!!”
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Old 09-13-2013, 07:22 PM   #2
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One of the best ones I have read lately.
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Old 09-13-2013, 10:45 PM   #3
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Old 09-13-2013, 11:03 PM   #4
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Must be the same game warden that stopped a woman out on the lake. He saw a fishing rod in the boat and asked the woman for her fishing license. She replied I don't have one and I don't need one because I was not fishing. I was just out for a boat ride. The warden said I'm going to charge you for fishing without a valid license. The woman said I was not fishing and you did not see me fishing. The warden said I don't care you have all the equipment for fishing and do not have a fishing license. In that case the woman replied I am going to have you arrested for rape. The dumbfounded game warden said I didn't even touch you. I don't care the woman said you have the equipment.
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