For all the men who like to tell blonde jokes....the paybacks are here!
When do you care for a man's company? When he owns it.
Why did the man cross the road? He heard the chicken was a slut!
Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.
How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer.
What is the difference between men and government bonds? The bonds eventually mature.
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.
How many men does it take to change an empty roll of toilet paper? We don't know...it's never happened.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking? They already have boyfriends.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? a widow.
Why are married women usually heavier than single women? Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge.