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Old 10-06-2013, 08:50 AM   #1
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Dying request

Morris Schwartz is dying and is on his deathbed. He is with his nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, and knows the end is near. So he says to them:

"Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses."

"Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza."

"Hymie, I want you to take the offices over in City Center."

"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown"

The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Morris slips away, she says to the wife, "Mrs. Schwartz, your husband must have been such a hardworking man to have accumulated so much property."

Sarah replies, "Property shmoperty... the schmuck had a newspaper route."


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Old 10-06-2013, 09:08 AM   #3
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I like it, and am forwarding it around now.
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I've just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.... I will keep you posted.
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Old 10-06-2013, 11:22 AM   #4
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I was going to post my usual "things must be slow today at the mods desks" reply when I first saw this, but after reading it, I'm glad my Orange Juice glass was empty

Very good.
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