f1100turbo at the doctor joke

[wmtire]

Turbs tells his doctor that he’s incapable of doing all the things around the house that he used to do.

When the examination is over, he says, “Okay, Doctor. In plain English—what’s wrong with me?”

“Well, in plain English,” says the doctor, “you’re just lazy.”

Turbo nods. “Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife.”

[TURBS]

Nice!

[wmtire]

Originally Posted by f1100turbo

Nice!

LOL. These are actually Readers Digest jokes that as they said on Dragnet. "The names are changed to protect the innocent".

I was torn between that one and this one:

A week after John bought a bull, he complained to his friend, “All that bull does is eat grass. Won’t even look at a cow.”

“Take him to the vet,” his friend suggested.

The next week, John is much happier. “The vet gave him some pills, and the bull bred with all of my cows!” he told his pal. “Then he broke through the fence and bred with all my neighbor’s cows! He’s like a machine!”

“What kind of pills were they?” asked the friend.

“I don’t know, but they’ve got a peppermint taste.”

[Cajun Po-Boy]

Good one!!!

[bodzcampers]

Hangover.