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07-16-2015, 10:38 AM
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facebook humor
I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.
Every day I go down on the street and tell the passersby what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do tomorrow night. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog and me gardening and spending time in my pool.
I also listen to their conversations and I tell them I love them.
It works.
I already have 3 persons following me; two policemen and a psychiatrist.
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07-16-2015, 10:41 AM
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Did you know people are getting paid to mention products in their Facebook statuses?
That's as crazy as the discounts at Dave's Furniture Emporium...
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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07-16-2015, 10:43 AM
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Facebook should have a limit on the number of times people can change their relationship status.
After five, it ought to default to "Unstable"
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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07-16-2015, 10:44 AM
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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven. One to change the lightbulb and ten to each take 200 photos of it for Facebook and clog up my news feed.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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07-16-2015, 10:49 AM
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"Find your ideal partner on Facebook!"
No thanks, I can safely say that one quality I am not looking for in a partner is the ability to maintain a virtual farm.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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07-16-2015, 10:53 AM
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Facebook is apparently down. Millions of mothers worldwide have to raise their babies now instead of posting updates about them..
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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07-16-2015, 10:58 AM
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No wonder you have over 6,000 posts here.......lol
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07-16-2015, 10:59 AM
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Got a drug problem? Talk to Frank.
Got any other problem....Tell everyone on Facebook.
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04-21-2016, 04:17 PM
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Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter?
When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.
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04-21-2016, 04:18 PM
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If you need Facebook to remind you it's your wife's birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.
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04-21-2016, 04:27 PM
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I've always thought "no one cares what I do every hour of every day". Now if I can just convince my friends to think that way.
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05-15-2016, 11:10 AM
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A friend of mine on Facebook posted this on her newsfeed.
'Do something today that your future self will thank you for'
So I unfriended her.
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05-17-2016, 10:57 PM
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If Facebook has taught us anything, it's that a lot of us are not quite ready for a spelling bee.
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05-19-2016, 09:25 AM
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Most annoying facebook people:
"FML! WORST DAY EVER! I CANT TAKE ANY MORE!!!~!"
........................................... "What's wrong?"
"I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT"
Tim
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05-19-2016, 09:34 AM
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I have unfriended Facebook.
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05-19-2016, 10:40 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BandJCarm
I have unfriended Facebook.
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I wish. Unfortunately, I'm going in the opposite direction and am getting in bed deeper with it with some social marketing for my blog.
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