There was an RV full of lawyers that crashed into a big tree in front of a farmers house. The farmer heard the crash and looked over the mess. Since there were bodies laying all over the road, he decided to bury all of them all call the sheriff.
When the Sheriff arrived, he asked the farmer if they were all dead?
The farmer replied... "well one of them said he wasn't, but you know how them lawyers lie!"
Disclaimer: applies only to a certain class of lawyer
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