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01-11-2014, 11:29 AM
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fishing joke
The priest was a fisherman, but he hadn't fished in months. One perfect Sunday morning he couldn't resist.
He called up the Bishop and claimed he had laryngitis. The priest then headed out to his favorite fishing spot.
The hook hadn't been in the water five minutes before he got a strike, and landed the biggest fish he had ever caught--although he had seen bigger ones.
A half hour later he caught the biggest fish he had ever seen.
Another forty-five minutes later he landed a fish that broke the world record.
All this time Saint Peter and God had been watching the priest from heaven. Saint Peter turned to God and said, "How can you reward this priest? He lied. He let down his congregation."
God smiled at Saint Peter and replied, "I am punishing him."
Saint Peter was confused, so God continued, "Well after he finishes, who can he tell his fish story to?"
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01-11-2014, 12:02 PM
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That is punishment if I ever heard it!!!! 
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01-11-2014, 01:23 PM
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Good one, Bobby! One question; how did he call his bishop if he had laryngitis? 
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01-11-2014, 01:48 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Triguy
Good one, Bobby! One question; how did he call his bishop if he had laryngitis? |
I got this one - he texted him
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01-11-2014, 07:51 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Triguy
Good one, Bobby! One question; how did he call his bishop if he had laryngitis? |
I had the same question! 
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01-11-2014, 07:57 PM
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I think the answer is p pretty obvious. The question should be why didn't the bishop figure that out?
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01-11-2014, 08:15 PM
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So texting doesn't qualify as "calling"?
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01-11-2014, 08:22 PM
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Quote:
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Good one, Bobby! One question; how did he call his bishop if he had laryngitis? |
Ya are a tough crowd to tell jokes to. If you must know, he had a Text To Speech (TTS) app on his phone. Now, you can laugh since it is feasible now.
And just to save you time, if anyone wants to know how the conversation between God and St. Peter was known..............it requires top security clearance.
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01-11-2014, 08:37 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
Ya are a tough crowd to tell jokes to. If you must know, he had a Text To Speech (TTS) app on his phone. Now, you can laugh since it is feasible now.
And just to save you time, if anyone wants to know how the conversation between God and St. Peter was known..............it requires top security clearance.
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Yeah - I knew about the TTS feature,but didn't think anyone else did.
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01-11-2014, 09:13 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
Ya are a tough crowd to tell jokes to. If you must know, he had a Text To Speech (TTS) app on his phone. Now, you can laugh since it is feasible now.
And just to save you time, if anyone wants to know how the conversation between God and St. Peter was known..............it requires top security clearance.
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wmtire, there is always one in every crowd, this crowd just has more than it's share.
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