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Old 09-13-2015, 11:11 AM   #1
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Fried Chicken!!

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was and I answered, "Fried chicken!"

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents taught me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my Dad what happened and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do too...especially chicken, pork, and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day, in class, my teacher asked me what my favorite LIVE animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked why so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now....
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Old 09-13-2015, 08:51 PM   #2
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Old 09-13-2015, 09:41 PM   #3
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That's funny
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That joke is "Finger Lickin' Good".
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Too cute, I love it
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