Frogs looking ahead

[DDC]

A six year old goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her Grandpa.

When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mother and bursts into her Grandpa's room ......

"Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "As soon as mummy comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"
"What?" said her Grandpa.

"Make a noise like a frog - cause mummy said that as soon as you croak, we're all going to Disney Land!

[B47]

Originally Posted by DDC

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A six year old goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her Grandpa.

When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mother and bursts into her Grandpa's room ......

"Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "As soon as mummy comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"
"What?" said her Grandpa.

"Make a noise like a frog - cause mummy said that as soon as you croak, we're all going to Disney Land!

Very nice - Grandpa is probably her FIL.

[OldCoot]

Sounds like both of our EX DIL's. Thank goodness we have no DIL's now.

[B47]

Originally Posted by OldCoot

Sounds like both of our EX DIL's. Thank goodness we have no DIL's now.

But won't they always be in your memories ?

[OldCoot]

Originally Posted by B47

But won't they always be in your memories ?

You bet, right along with the hemorrhoids I had once.

[B47]

Originally Posted by OldCoot

You bet, right along with the hemorrhoids I had once.

That's what I thought you would say.

[OldCoot]

Originally Posted by B47

That's what I thought you would say.

We did get 2 beautiful granddaughters and a grandson. Grandson is like his mother, so... the jury is still out. Maybe by the time he's old enough to be on his own... So far, he's been an ungrateful little 12yo s---!

[B47]

Originally Posted by OldCoot

We did get 2 beautiful granddaughters and a grandson. Grandson is like his mother, so... the jury is still out. Maybe by the time he's old enough to be on his own... So far, he's been an ungrateful little 12yo s---!

Just keep your fingers crossed and tell him his inheritance is waiting for him in the form of your RV.

[OldCoot]

Originally Posted by B47

Just keep your fingers crossed and tell him his inheritance is waiting for him in the form of your RV.

In a pig's ---. Everything ($3.14) goes to our 2 boys, as did my parents and TOWTA's parents.

[B47]

Originally Posted by OldCoot

In a pig's ---. Everything ($3.14) goes to our 2 boys, as did my parents and TOWTA's parents.

Roger that

[lswartz]

Originally Posted by OldCoot

In a pig's ---. Everything ($3.14) goes to our 2 boys, as did my parents and TOWTA's parents.

Getting his $3.14 now