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02-22-2014, 03:32 PM
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Fun Test
1. Johnny 's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. ...What was the third child 's name?
2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers....What does he weigh?
3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, ...what was the highest mountain in the world?
4. How much dirt is there in a hole ...that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
5. What word in the English Language ...is always spelled incorrectly?
6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. ....How is this possible?
7. In California , you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. ...Why not?
8. What was the President 's Name...in 1975?
9. If you were running a race, ...and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
10. Which is correct to say,... "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, ....how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
Here are the Answers
1. Johnny 's mother had three children. The first child was named April The second child was named May. What was the third child 's name?
Answer:Johnny of course
2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
Answer: Meat.
3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Answer: Mt. Everest; it just wasn't discovered yet.
4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.
5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
Answer: Incorrectly
6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere
7. In California , you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
Answer: You can 't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take pictures.
8. What was the President 's Name in 1975?
Answer: Same as is it now - Barack Obama [Oh, come on ...]
9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
Answer: You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.
10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow [Duh]
11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big one.
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02-22-2014, 03:46 PM
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Oklahoma Proud
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: central OK
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This is great!!!!
Only one I got was #1.
I guess I over think stuff too much!!
oops. forgot to check mark that stupid box again!
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02-22-2014, 04:16 PM
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Location: Keller, Texas
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I got numbers 2and 4.
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02-22-2014, 04:39 PM
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Got 1,4,&5...duh
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02-22-2014, 04:41 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2013
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I missed #7, I thought that might be an actual law. They do have some crazies down there after all.
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02-22-2014, 05:25 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2012
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I missed 6,8&9
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02-22-2014, 05:33 PM
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Moderator Emeritus
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Shenandoah Valley of Virginia
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I missed #7 and #11.
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02-22-2014, 06:22 PM
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Moderator Emeritus
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Southeast Wisconsin
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Fun! I missed 2,7, and 8, though.
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02-22-2014, 07:00 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Wisconsin
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I missed 1,7, & 10.
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02-22-2014, 07:08 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Jefferson County, MO
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Since I posted the test I guess I should fess up. I missed 7, 8, and 11.
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02-22-2014, 07:56 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: Franklin County, MO
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I got 'em all right, but I haven't started beer-thirty yet
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02-22-2014, 08:20 PM
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Oklahoma Proud
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: central OK
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Well geez, I feel like an idiot now, with you all getting so many.
I guess most of yall got a couple years on me, that would probably help some!
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02-22-2014, 08:27 PM
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Oklahoma Proud
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: central OK
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Just showed my wife. She got 5 and 11 right and she's a couple years younger than me.
oops. forgot to check mark that stupid box again!
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02-22-2014, 08:59 PM
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Site Team - Lou
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: South Eastern PA
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Got all but the last one...
Must have gotten cocky!
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02-23-2014, 09:39 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MillerTime
Well geez, I feel like an idiot now, with you all getting so many.
I guess most of yall got a couple years on me, that would probably help some!
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Yep, the more you take these little tests to faster you pick up on the tricky wording.
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02-23-2014, 09:49 AM
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Moderator Emeritus
Join Date: Apr 2013
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Oakman
Yep, the more you take these little tests to faster you pick up on the tricky wording.
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It also helps if you've seen these questions before in other tests.
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02-23-2014, 10:08 AM
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Senior Member
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Location: Texas
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missed 7 and 8.
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07-20-2014, 05:58 AM
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Ku
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07-20-2014, 06:08 AM
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Mod free 5er
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Concord, NC
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Got lucky, never missed any.
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07-20-2014, 07:20 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2014
Location: Long Island
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Sounds like a test the Government would make up.
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