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Old 12-26-2013, 09:50 AM   #1
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Golden years

The Golden Years have come at last!

I cannot see, I cannot pee,
I cannot chew, I cannot screw,
My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks,
No sense of smell, I look like Hell!
My body is drooping, have trouble pooping.

The Golden Years have come at last,
The Golden Years CAN KISS MY ASS!

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Old 12-26-2013, 10:56 AM   #2
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The Golden Years have come at last!

I cannot see, I cannot pee,
I cannot chew, I cannot screw,
My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks,
No sense of smell, I look like Hell!
My body is drooping, have trouble pooping.

The Golden Years have come at last,
The Golden Years CAN KISS MY ASS!

While that is hilarious for a lot of you it will also be true.
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Old 12-26-2013, 01:05 PM   #3
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I keep telling people there is no "G" on golden it's only olden!
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Golden Years -

Silver in your hair

Gold in your teeth

Lead in your rear

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Old 01-05-2014, 07:44 PM   #5
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I keep telling people there is no "G" on golden it's only olden!
I like that - too bad it's true.
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So THAT'S what I have to look forward to? Seriously, I hope I have as much fun when I am in my 70s as my parents are having now.
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Old 01-05-2014, 08:14 PM   #7
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I'ma just stick with my signature line.

I'm ageless dammit!
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