Golden years

[Sargent's Fox Hole]

The Golden Years have come at last!

I cannot see, I cannot pee,
I cannot chew, I cannot screw,
My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks,
No sense of smell, I look like Hell!
My body is drooping, have trouble pooping.

The Golden Years have come at last,
The Golden Years CAN KISS MY ASS!

[DDC]

Originally Posted by Sargent's Fox Hole

The Golden Years have come at last!

I cannot see, I cannot pee,
I cannot chew, I cannot screw,
My memory shrinks, my hearing stinks,
No sense of smell, I look like Hell!
My body is drooping, have trouble pooping.

The Golden Years have come at last,
The Golden Years CAN KISS MY ASS!

While that is hilarious for a lot of you it will also be true.

[prairiecamper]

I keep telling people there is no "G" on golden it's only olden!

[retiredcamper47]

Golden Years -

Silver in your hair

Gold in your teeth

Lead in your rear

Bob

[B47]

Originally Posted by prairiecamper

I keep telling people there is no "G" on golden it's only olden!

I like that - too bad it's true.

[rjf7g]

So THAT'S what I have to look forward to? Seriously, I hope I have as much fun when I am in my 70s as my parents are having now.

[Weezer]

I'ma just stick with my signature line.

I'm ageless dammit!