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Old 12-18-2012, 10:13 AM   #1
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Golf on Christmas Day

Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.

His buddies all chimed in said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority; figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas morning."

Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course. The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife a diamond ring and she can't take her eyes off it."

The second guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."

The third guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car and reading the manual."

They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they have lost their minds.

"I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the butt and said, ‘Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning -- intercourse or golf course --"

She said, “Don’t forget your sweater.”
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Old 12-18-2012, 11:16 AM   #2
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to quote one of your posts.....: "Why is this here at all?"

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Old 12-18-2012, 11:31 AM   #3
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Old 12-18-2012, 12:04 PM   #4
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to quote one of your posts.....: "Why is this here at all?"

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Well, to be fair, I did put it in the joke section.
If you are offended I will delete it.
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Old 12-18-2012, 12:11 PM   #5
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Well, to be fair, I did put it in the joke section.
If you are offended I will delete it.
Lou - before you delete it, I suggest you conduct a poll and see how many are offended versus how many are not offended. The majority wins.

This PC should be on everyones New Years resolution list to stop practicing.
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Old 12-18-2012, 12:16 PM   #6
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Lou - before you delete it, I suggest you conduct a poll and see how many are offended versus how many are not offended. The majority wins.

This PC should be on everyones New Years resolution list to stop practicing.
I think it was a leg pull, but as a Moderator, I am held to a "higher standard."
I re-read that several times and thought it was OK.

Then again I do have a warped sense of humor as anyone who knows me will be quick to tell you.
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Old 12-18-2012, 12:36 PM   #7
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Old 12-18-2012, 01:42 PM   #8
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herk - This is a funny post, appropriate (PG at worst) and should constitute no violations to the rules. Keep them coming!
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I love it! No offense here.
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wow, "emotions" all over the place

I wasn't offended by the op'ers post - in fact I didn't read it (except to see that it was probably a joke or story) - I posted what I did because the op'er had done the "Why is this here at all? " thing on another thread (the attempted shower robbery thread) and, in my opinion, turn-about is fair play

leave it - remove it, I could care less.....Bill
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