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Old 01-03-2014, 11:27 AM   #1
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Good Nurses are hard to find

A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.

The doctors operated and advised him that all was well; however, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.

Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily --- if at all.

Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence, "Get well soon from the nurse in the Ford Explorer you pulled over last week."

Kind of brings tears to your eyes doesn't it?

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Old 01-03-2014, 11:37 AM   #2
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Old 01-03-2014, 11:41 AM   #4
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After reading that,I was reminded of the Two and A Half Men episode where Rose superglued Charlies private parts to his legs while he was asleep

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Old 01-03-2014, 12:03 PM   #6
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That will teach him to mess with a nurse!!!!!!!
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Old 01-03-2014, 12:03 PM   #7
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Revenge is so sweet.
...and in this case, very painful!


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Old 01-03-2014, 01:45 PM   #9
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And she identified herself to him. Not so smart a nurse. Ha.

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