Three women, two younger and a Senior citizen, were sitting naked in a
Sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound, the young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at her questioningly. That was my husband she said. I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.
A few minutes later, a phone rings and the second young woman lifts her palm to her ear, when she finished, she explained, that was my Mobile phone, I have a micro chip in my had.
The older woman felt left out, not to be out done. She decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of paper hanging from her
rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The older woman finally said, WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT-----I'M GETTING A FAX!
From a good friend of mine!