A guy walks into a crowded bar waving and pointing his gun around.
"Ok who has been sleeping with my wife! "
He shouts out!
I voice from the the back of the room says
"Mister I don't think you have enough ammo! "
That was not what I was expecting for the punch line!
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Rest in Peace Mary my darling wife.
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Ex wives reminds me of my favorite joke about the common thread between marriage and a tornado. .... The both start off with a lot of "this" and "that" and end up with someone losing a house.
Ex wives reminds me of my favorite joke about the common thread between marriage and a tornado. .... The both start off with a lot of "this" and "that" and end up with someone losing a house.
There is also the version about what a tornado and a divorce (or a mobile home) have in common - someone always loses a house.