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Just trying to help

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Some even better helpful advice for the menfolk.

Ten Things You Should Never Say To a Woman During an Argument

Don't you have some laundry to do or something?



Oh, you are so cute when you get all pi**ed off.

You're just upset because your
butt is beginning to spread.

Wait a minute - I get it.
What time of the month is it?



You sure you don't want to consult
the great Oprah on this one?

Sorry. I was just picturing you naked.

Whoa, time out. Football is on.



Looks like someone had an extra bowl
of bi*ch flakes this morning!

Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?

Who are you kidding?
We both know that thing ain't loaded.