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Old 07-27-2012, 08:45 PM   #1
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Hillbilly farmer

A hillbilly farmer went to the bank to borrow some money. When the banker asked the farmer to sign the loan application, the hillbilly signed it Xx.

This puzzled the banker, and he asked the farmer what the second, smaller x was for.

The hillbilly replied "cause I'm a junior".
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Old 07-27-2012, 08:56 PM   #2
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A hillbilly, who owned a motel was having lunch one day with his banker friend. The friend asked him how the motel business was doing.

The hillbilly said "It is terrible. I'm embezzling so much from myself, I'm about to starve to death."
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Old 07-29-2012, 11:09 AM   #3
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One day a hillbilly walks into a police station because he wants to get a job as a deputy, which he's wanted to be his whole life.

So he goes over to the sheriff's desk and says to the sheriff, 'I'm here to be a deputy.'

The sheriff laughs and says, 'Well let's see if you're qualified, son.

The sheriff starts asking him questions and the hillbilly gives him an answer.

The sheriff keeps saying, 'Close enough.'

The sheriff then asks him, 'What are two days of the week that begin with 'T'?'
'Today and tomorrow,' says the hillbilly.

'Not what I was looking for but I'll give it to ya,' says the sheriff.

'Who shot Abraham Lincoln?' the sheriff asks.
The hillbilly just stands there with a blank look on his face.

'Why don't you go home, think about it and come back tomorrow,' the sheriff says to the hillbilly.

So the hillbilly goes home and his wife says to him,
'So sweetpea, did you get the job?'

'I think so, they've already put me on a murder case.'
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Old 07-29-2012, 12:37 PM   #4
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One day a hillbilly walks into a police station because he wants to get a job as a deputy, which he's wanted to be his whole life.

So he goes over to the sheriff's desk and says to the sheriff, 'I'm here to be a deputy.'

The sheriff laughs and says, 'Well let's see if you're qualified, son.

The sheriff starts asking him questions and the hillbilly gives him an answer.

The sheriff keeps saying, 'Close enough.'

The sheriff then asks him, 'What are two days of the week that begin with 'T'?'
'Today and tomorrow,' says the hillbilly.

'Not what I was looking for but I'll give it to ya,' says the sheriff.

'Who shot Abraham Lincoln?' the sheriff asks.
The hillbilly just stands there with a blank look on his face.

'Why don't you go home, think about it and come back tomorrow,' the sheriff says to the hillbilly.

So the hillbilly goes home and his wife says to him,
'So sweetpea, did you get the job?'

'I think so, they've already put me on a murder case.'
Ya'll got sumtin against us hillbillies?
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