Hit and Run joke
An officer assigned to a lonely stretch of highway came upon the scene of an obvious hit and run.
There in the middle of the road was a local biker known for his extramarital activities, his bike was a twisted heap, and the biker was pretty banged up, but alive.
Hey Joe the cop asked did you get the license plate of the vehicle that hit ya?
No, Joe grunted painfully, but I know my old lady's laugh anywhere!
2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
I used to be addicted to time travel, but that's all in the past now.