Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 06-03-2015, 09:07 PM   #1
Site Team
 
wmtire's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 14,991
Hockey Jokes

In honor of the Stanley Cup, here are some jokes:



Ice hockey players wear numbers, because they can't be identified by dental records.
--------------------------------

I was watching women's hockey with my girlfriend and started getting upset when they only got bronze.

"There's nothing wrong with bronze" she mocked "It's nothing to be ashamed of at all!"

Yet when I told her later that she's the third best girlfriend I've had, she went mental!

----------------------------------



__________________

__________________
2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS

Ducks are just all-terrain chickens
wmtire is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 06-03-2015, 09:20 PM   #2
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Waynesville
Posts: 11,996
I hope DDCs wife does not see this, that Little Girl takes Hockey Serious! Youroo!!
__________________

__________________
youroo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-03-2015, 09:21 PM   #3
Left Coast
 
Join Date: Dec 2014
Location: vancouver,washington
Posts: 15,649
Send a message via Yahoo to bob caldwell
[QUOTE=wmtire;882848]In honor of the Stanley Cup, here are some jokes:



Ice hockey players wear numbers, because they can't be identified by dental records. [LEFT][COLOR=#000000]--------------------------------

I was watching women's hockey with my girlfriend and started getting upset when they only got bronze.

"There's nothing wrong with bronze" she mocked "It's nothing to be ashamed of at all!"

Yet when I told her later that she's the third best girlfriend I've had, she went mental! Dining by yourself tonight?
__________________
bob caldwell is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-03-2015, 09:27 PM   #4
Site Team
 
wmtire's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 14,991
Quote:
Originally Posted by youroo View Post
I hope DDCs wife does not see this, that Little Girl takes Hockey Serious! Youroo!!
With game 1 on right now, I should be safe for a little while.
__________________
2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS

Ducks are just all-terrain chickens
wmtire is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 06-04-2015, 12:08 AM   #5
Senior Member
 
Evereddie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Pfafftown NC
Posts: 2,064
I love Rodney Dangerfield's hockey joke:

"I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. "
__________________
Evereddie is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 06-04-2015, 09:36 PM   #6
WFD
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2013
Posts: 1,609
Here's a hockey joke for you....they are called the Toronto Maple Leafs! Maple Leafs are to hockey what Cubs are to baseball.
__________________
2016 Chevy Silverado 2500 Duramax
2016 Rockwood 8289WS, Diamond Pkg.
WFD is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-06-2015, 07:56 AM   #7
Site Team
 
Platokidd's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: top side land of Lincoln
Posts: 6,426
Q: What do Tampa Bay Lightning and the Titanic have in common? A: They both look good until they hit the ice!

Q: Why do Lightning fans drink from a saucer? A: Because the cup's always in Chicago!

How does a hockey player kiss?

he puckers up.

LETS GO HAWKS
__________________
2014 LaCrosse 323RST-TE-C
2009 Chevy 2500HD Z71
nights of camping
2017-67 / 16-92 / 15-73 / 14-60 / 13-33
Seasonal
Platokidd is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-06-2015, 07:59 AM   #8
Site Team
 
Platokidd's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: top side land of Lincoln
Posts: 6,426
Q: What does a Tampa Bay Lightning fan do after his team has won the Stanley Cup?
A: He turns off the Xbox
__________________

__________________
2014 LaCrosse 323RST-TE-C
2009 Chevy 2500HD Z71
nights of camping
2017-67 / 16-92 / 15-73 / 14-60 / 13-33
Seasonal
Platokidd is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off



» Virginia Campgrounds

Reviews provided by




ForestRiverForums.com is not in any way associated with Forest River, Inc. or its associated RV manufacturing divisions.


Copyright 2002- Social Knowledge, LLC All Rights Reserved.

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 01:37 AM.