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Old 08-01-2013, 05:34 PM   #1
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How a brave man can make you feel like a woman...

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.

The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.

'I'm too young to die', she wails. Then she yells, 'Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?

For a moment there is silence.. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then a brave man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome, tall, well built, with dark hair and deep dark eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one button at a time...

No one moves... He removes his shirt... Muscles ripple across his chest she gasps... And he says...

"Here! Iron this, and get me something to eat."
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Old 08-01-2013, 05:39 PM   #2
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Ha Ha Good One!
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Old 08-01-2013, 05:43 PM   #3
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Good one OC!!
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Old 08-01-2013, 06:44 PM   #5
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PA announcement -

This is your Captain - meal service is suspended, all passengers keep their clothes on and return to your seat with their tray table latched and seat belts fastened.

Will the screaming lady please come to the flight deck ASAP.
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I like that one but I will not share it with the other half because I am aware of the safety announcements.
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I like that one but I will not share it with the other half because I am aware of the safety announcements.
Yep - most of it is prettry routine except for the "keeping your clothes on" and "will the screaming lady please come to the cockpit ASAP." part.
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Hey OC: My wife wants a word with you. ;-)

Edit: (And with me for laughing so hard.)
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Hey OC: My wife wants a word with you. ;-)
Tell her I am not Italian, MO/Irish, we're smarter than that.
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