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Old 07-15-2013, 12:45 PM   #1
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How much does Herk weigh

Laura forgot her laptop on the floor of the bedroom. Lou walked in and thought it was a scale. 


Conclusion: Herk weighs $950.


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Laura forgot her laptop on the floor of the bedroom. Lou walked in and thought it was a scale. 


Conclusion: Herk weighs $950.


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Old 07-15-2013, 01:06 PM   #3
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Leave Laura out of it; please.
Her sense of humor got lost in her early 30s...

She also carries a grudge for a LONG time.

My skin is a lot thicker.
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Laura forgot her laptop on the floor of the bedroom. Lou walked in and thought it was a scale. 


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Old 07-15-2013, 01:16 PM   #5
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Leave Laura out of it; please.
Her sense of humor got lost in her early 30s...
Just curious, Lou, how old was she when you got hitched?
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Just curious, Lou, how old was she when you got hitched?
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Just curious, Lou, how old was she when you got hitched?
Herk was 40.
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Consider yourself lucky - you got 8 years before she lost it - I got 4.
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Consider yourself lucky - you got 8 years before she lost it - I got 4.
And some of us got 0 yrs. Meanest wife I ever had.
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And some of us got 0 yrs. Meanest wife I ever had.
Always two sides to a story
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Forgot to add, the only wife I've had. 53 yrs 28Aug.
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Forgot to add, the only wife I've had. 53 yrs 28Aug.
You got me beat there and many more.
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Leave Laura out of it; please.
Her sense of humor got lost in her early 30s...
Funny thing is, I've seen lot's of women lose their sense of humor after marriage. Surely it's not anything us menfolk do to cause this?

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For years Herk's friends tried unsuccessfully to persuade him to get a hearing aid.

"How much do they cost?" he asked one day after they had pitched the idea to him again.

"They’re usually about $3,000," someone said.

"Okay, well, if ya say something worth $3,000," he replied, "I’ll get one."



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Old 07-15-2013, 01:57 PM   #14
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12 years and she still thinks I'm hilarious.

Or at least, that's what I think the silence means...
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12 years and she still thinks I'm hilarious.

Or at least, that's what I think the silence means...
Laughing with you or ...
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or plotting revenge! Voice of experience speaking here.
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12 years and she still thinks I'm hilarious.

Or at least, that's what I think the silence means...
With SWMBO, it's silence and "the LOOK"...
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Old 07-15-2013, 04:34 PM   #18
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In our 17 years together and 12 actually married- there was only once that I can remember where I started telling a joke/story and I got a look that said I was in trouble... I told her to wait for the punchline, which she did and she laughed pretty hard.

Of course, that started with- "I work with some of the hottest women that I've ever met..."
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In our 17 years together and 12 actually married- there was only once that I can remember where I started telling a joke/story and I got a look that said I was in trouble... I told her to wait for the punchline, which she did and she laughed pretty hard.

Of course, that started with- "I work with some of the hottest women that I've ever met..."
Not sure SWMBO would have let me GET to the punchline!!
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