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Old 05-24-2015, 12:17 PM   #1
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How to get a close shave

An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he's finished, the old cowboy tells the barber "That was the cleanest shave I've had in years, what would have happened if I had accidentally swallowed that little ball?'
The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days, like everyone else does."

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Great one, just told it at our campfire. Thanks Oldcoot

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