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Old 11-15-2011, 07:57 PM   #11
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing My curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is Proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten Disability, too.'

And then the fight started...

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Old 01-16-2012, 12:36 PM   #12
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Husband: "What would you do if I hit the lottery?"

Wife: "I'd take half and leave you for good."

Husband: "I picked 3 and won $25. Here's your $12.50. Don't let the door hit you in the %$&"

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Old 01-16-2012, 02:27 PM   #13
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I have nothing to add to this but this is funny stuff - I shared it with some co worker's and we were laughing pretty good here - keep it up guys
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Old 01-16-2012, 02:45 PM   #14
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I, too, have nothing to add, but the truth. I was reading these and laughing out loud (that's LOL for you youngsters) and my wife walked in. She asked: "What are you laughing at?" I read several to her and then, the fight started......

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