i copied and pasted BUT ITS STILL FUNNY

[tncruiser]

Subtle but very effective in making her point.



Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife.
- "No," I said.
She gave me a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
"Have you ever seen a fifty dollar bill all crumpled up?" she asked.
- "No," I said.
She gave me another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her knickers and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.
"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 30,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
- "No," I said, intrigued.






"Well, go and take a quick look in the garage."

[TURBS]

Originally Posted by tncruiser

subtle but very effective in making her point.

Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife.
- "no," i said.
She gave me a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
"have you ever seen a fifty dollar bill all crumpled up?" she asked.
- "no," i said.
She gave me another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her knickers and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.
"now," she said, "have you ever seen 30,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
- "no," i said, intrigued.

"well, go and take a quick look in the garage."

perfect!

[Cajun Po-Boy]

Hilarious!

[B47]

I usually don't comment on the jokes here because they are all mostly good - but this is a very good one IMO.

Keeps you reading right to the end.

[h20ski]

Can't wait to tell that one to the guys at work in the morning. That's a good one.

[Mountainmanbob]

I'm not going to let my wife read that joke

she might get some ideas !!

Mountainman

[Wiscampsin]

Should be on a sign in a body shop.

[rowdydog77]

Well played....well played!