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Old 07-01-2014, 09:08 AM   #1
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I'll come back and haunt you

Good ones are getting rarer these days.

A man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. Then one evening, he died when he was 98. After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?".
The wife said, " Let him dig. I had him buried upside down...and I know he won't ask for directions."
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I never ask directions, just ask my wife, I have her run into the gas station. And we already have one ghost in our house, it was here when we moved in.
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Old 07-01-2014, 04:13 PM   #5
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Good ones are getting rarer these days.

A man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. Then one evening, he died when he was 98. After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?".
The wife said, " Let him dig. I had him buried upside down...and I know he won't ask for directions."
Well as he is buried upside down,at least he can tell his wife to kiss his a**.
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