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Old 02-16-2012, 06:51 AM   #1
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I was pondering this thought.

Why is the Department of the Interior in charge of everything outdoors?



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Old 02-16-2012, 07:07 AM   #2
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I was pondering once and it lead to brain farts and that lead to $^*tty ideas!!! Sometimes pondering just stinks


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Old 02-16-2012, 10:33 AM   #3
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Originally Posted by Oakman View Post
I was pondering this thought.

Why is the Department of the Interior in charge of everything outdoors?

The same reason the "Department of Public Works" does!
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Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway"

How come "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same?

A friend taught English as a second language at the high school level. She used this example - two sentences:

"Time flies like the wind". She explained the figurative concepts, etc. Then she said "OK, change "time" to "fruit" and change "the wind" to "bananas". The result is "Fruit flies like bananas". That's very difficult to explain, in English, to a bunch of Japanese high school students. Fortunately she was fluent in Japaneses also, so could explain it that way.
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Old 02-16-2012, 09:08 PM   #6
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Greenland is covered in ice.......Iceland is green......Dept of defense is in charge of the offensive strike.......Popeye had 5 nephews that lived with Olive,They called him uncle popeye and Her Aunt olive......Popeye and Olive brother and sister? and where did sweet pea come from?
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Ok, here is my entry - a person who runs behind a car gets exhausted... a person who runs in front of a car gets tired.

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