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Old 05-07-2013, 06:48 PM   #1
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Involuntary muscle contractions

Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscle Contraction' to the first year medical students.

This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten up the mood.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, 'Do you know what your a**hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

She replied, 'Probably golfing with his buddies.ô


It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.
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Old 05-08-2013, 01:23 PM   #2
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Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscle Contraction' to the first year medical students.

This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten up the mood.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, 'Do you know what your a**hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

She replied, 'Probably golfing with his buddies.ô


It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.
That is a good one - I can just see that in my mind
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Extremely good one. Sharp student.
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Extremely good one. Sharp student.
Or one extremely frustrated wife
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Old 05-08-2013, 01:51 PM   #5
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Text from Wife
Wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are
laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a
bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying,
send me your tears. I love you!"

The husband, typically non-romantic, replied,


“I am on the toilet. Please advise."
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