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Old 01-31-2013, 06:51 PM   #1
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A state trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south of the Virginia state line. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Beckley, WV to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.



The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him he might give him a break. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.



While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car.



A drunken good old boy from West Virginia got out, watched the performance, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.



The drunk replied, "You might as well take my butt to jail, cause there ain't NO WAY I can pass THAT

test!"
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Old 01-31-2013, 06:53 PM   #2
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Saaaaweet joke!
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Old 01-31-2013, 07:03 PM   #3
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Was it Otis?
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Was it Otis?
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