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Old 02-26-2013, 09:54 AM   #1
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After church service, a little boy tells the pastor that he is going to give him a lot of money when he grows up.

"Well, thank you," the pastor replies, "but why?"

"Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had!"

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Old 02-26-2013, 10:23 AM   #2
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On Mother's Day all the little children were called up to the front of the church to be given a flower to in turn give to their mothers.

The minister was wearing a mike and talked to each child as they had their turn. To one little girl he commented "what a beautiful dress you are wearing today dear!" to which the little girl replied "thank you, but mom says it's a bitch to iron"... as the congregation broke up laughing.
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