had a guy tell me a vacation story which he claimed was true but it sounded like a great joke.
out of the mouths of babes
He and his family were going down I40 to OKC, his wife was asleep along with his son, but his 3 yr old daughter was awake and looking out the window. the dad ripped a fairly good sized fart and said, "hmmm, must be some deer around here, i thought i heard a buck snort." his daugher quickly replied, "yeah daddy, i thought i heard a butt snort too!"
he about wrecked the car from the laughter.