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Old 02-05-2013, 12:14 PM   #31
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This is my all time favorite lawyer joke, and as I am one, I hear plenty! My second favorite:

A very successful partner in a large firm dies from a heart attack at his desk. He arrives at the pearly gates to find quite a fanfare. He is somewhat taken aback by all the fuss, and is still trying to get over the shock of his death at what he felt was the very early age of 59. At this point St. Peter grabs his hand gingerly and begins shaking it. "We are so honored to have you! You do look amazing for you age!"

The lawyer, convinced at this point there has been a serious mistake erupts: "My age? I am too young to die!!"

St Peter responds: "Don't be so modest, we checked your timesheets. You are 117!"
Loved it! The profession could be replaced with any one who still uses manual time cards to log overtime.
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Old 02-05-2013, 12:36 PM   #32
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Old bickering couple get to heaven and can't stop fighting. They finally wave St. Peter over and ask for his help in getting a divorce. He agrees to help.

Years pass.

Decades go by, and finally St. Peter shows back up with a lawyer in tow and the couple divorces.

They realize their mistake after a few months and call St. Peter back over, asking for his help in getting them remarried.

"REMARRIED?!?"

St. Peter is incredulous! You saw how long it took me to get a lawyer up here - how long do you think it takes for us to get a priest???
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Old 02-05-2013, 12:57 PM   #33
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Very funny, but over the top; no?
With thanks, for some yuks, I am closing the thread.
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