This is my all time favorite lawyer joke, and as I am one, I hear plenty! My second favorite:
A very successful partner in a large firm dies from a heart attack at his desk. He arrives at the pearly gates to find quite a fanfare. He is somewhat taken aback by all the fuss, and is still trying to get over the shock of his death at what he felt was the very early age of 59. At this point St. Peter grabs his hand gingerly and begins shaking it. "We are so honored to have you! You do look amazing for you age!"
The lawyer, convinced at this point there has been a serious mistake erupts: "My age? I am too young to die!!"
St Peter responds: "Don't be so modest, we checked your timesheets. You are 117!"
Loved it! The profession could be replaced with any one who still uses manual time cards to log overtime.
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