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Old 02-05-2013, 07:00 AM   #1
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Joke - So this Engineer dies

An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates.Saint Peter checks his dossier and, not seeing his name there, accidentally sends him to Hell.

It doesn't take long before the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell. He soon begins to design and build improvements.

Shortly thereafter, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. Needless to say, the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls Satan and says: "So, how are things in Hell?"

Satan replies: "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators. And there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

"What!" God exclaims: "You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have been sent to Hell. Send him to me."

"Not a chance," Satan replies: "I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him!"

God insists: "Send him back or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers: "Yeah, right. And where are you going to get a lawyer?
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Old 02-05-2013, 07:26 AM   #4
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Ain't it the truth.
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One of these days I need to organize my photo files like the Herkbrary folder.
I can never find a picture I am looking for!
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One of these days I need to organize my photo files like the Herkbrary folder.
I can never find a picture I am looking for!
Seems I know I have a pic for the situation but can't find it type deal.
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Speaking of Engineers

A wife asks her engineer husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get six."

A short time later the husband comes back with six cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy six cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados."
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A wife asks her engineer husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get six."

A short time later the husband comes back with six cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy six cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados."
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HAHAHA, The moment I read it I went, uh oh six cartons of milk is going home ! So funny I love this part of the board
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