The police see an elderly man out driving around 1 a.m.. They think it is odd that someone of his age would be out at this time, so they pull him over and ask him where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of the night?"
The man replies "That would be my wife."
2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
I used to be addicted to time travel, but that's all in the past now.