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Old 04-26-2013, 04:12 PM   #1
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Looks of Disappointment

A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was
sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're
beautiful.' Then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side. A
few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're cute.' The
wife was disappointed because instead of 'beautiful,' it was now 'cute.'

She asked, 'What happened to beautiful?'

The man replied, 'The drugs are wearing off.'

P.S. He is still in the hospital for at least 2 more weeks with 2 broken arms, a sprained ankle and numerous contusions about the head & shoulders.
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