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Old 03-28-2013, 05:52 PM   #1
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I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite.
I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few
seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth.
I tried this a few more times with no success.

All the while, my wife Karen is watching from the kitchen window,
muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opens the window and yelled to me,
'You need a piece of tail.'

I turned with a confused look on my face and yelled back,
'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.
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Old 03-30-2013, 01:47 PM   #2
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Senior Love

I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite.
I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few
seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth.
I tried this a few more times with no success.

All the while, my wife Karen is watching from the kitchen window,
muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opens the window and yelled to me,
'You need a piece of tail.'

I turned with a confused look on my face and yelled back,
'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.
Come on now - is this a true story
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Old 03-30-2013, 02:01 PM   #3
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I thought the punchline was going to be something like, "Honey you're having a hard time getting it up".
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Old 03-30-2013, 02:03 PM   #4
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I thought the punchline was going to be something like, "Honey you're having a hard time getting it up".
Still waiting to hear from OC on this
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Old 03-30-2013, 03:02 PM   #5
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Come on now - is this a true story
Now B, would I lie to you a phrog? Never hoppen hunny!
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Old 03-30-2013, 03:20 PM   #6
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How could you refuse an offer like that.
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Now B, would I lie to you a phrog? Never hoppen hunny!
Of course not - what was I thinking
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