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Marooned
A man has been marooned on a desert island for 6 months. One day he sees a black spot on the horizon. As it gets closer & closer he realizes that it's swimmer. As the swimmer surfaces and walks up on the beach, he is stunned to find that it is a striking blonde woman in a skin-tight black wetsuit.
She asks him "when was the last time you had a good cuban cigar?". Still in awe, he responds "at least 6 months miss". With that she unzips the wetsuit to the middle of her chest, reaches in, and pulls out the finest Cuban cigar and lights it for him.
She then asks "when was the last time you had a glass of scotch?". While enjoying his cigar he replies "again miss, at least 6 months". With that she unzips the wetsuit to her navel and pulls out a flask of the finest single-malt.
She then asked "when was the last time you played around?". With that, his eyes opened wide and he replied, astonished, "don't tell me you've got a set of clubs in there too!".
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2006 Rockwood 1910 pop-up
2004 Toyota Tacoma Double Cab 4X4
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