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Old 07-09-2014, 02:10 PM   #1
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Marriage counseling joke

One day a couple visited a marriage counselor.

The wife says to the marriage counselor "the only reason we stay married is because neither of us want custody of the children"
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Old 07-09-2014, 02:29 PM   #2
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We stay married because we hate lawyers more than we hate each other.
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Old 07-09-2014, 02:48 PM   #4
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We stay married because we hate lawyers more than we hate each other.
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Best $310 I ever spent!! (court cost.)
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Old 08-19-2014, 01:33 PM   #6
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A couple was having some trouble, so they did the right thing and went to a marriage counselor. After a few visits, and a lot of questioning and listening, the counselor said that he had discovered the main problem. He stood up, went over to the woman, asked her to stand, and gave her a hug. He looked at the man and said, "This is what your wife needs, at least once a day!" The man frowned, thought for a moment, then said, "OK, what time do you want me to bring her back tomorrow?"
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Old 08-19-2014, 01:42 PM   #7
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We've been together 43 years just to spite her mother. Her mother said it wouldn't last. I call it 43 great years of marriage. The wife calls it 43 years of community service. Go figure

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Old 08-19-2014, 02:03 PM   #10
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Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life, has obviously never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
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