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Old 11-02-2013, 10:34 PM   #11
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Women marry men hoping they'll change.

Men marry women hoping they won't.

They're both disappointed in the end.
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Old 11-02-2013, 11:56 PM   #12
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Marriage is like taking a bath.....once you get used to it, it ain't so hot!
That's too funny
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Old 11-03-2013, 12:28 PM   #13
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A man does not know true happiness until he gets married. Then it's too late...
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Old 11-03-2013, 12:32 PM   #14
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Am happy to say that after 53+ yrs, I'd do it over. I got a good one. Too bad she can't say the same.
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Old 11-03-2013, 12:59 PM   #15
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Am happy to say that after 53+ yrs, I'd do it over. I got a good one. Too bad she can't say the same.
ROFL

Being in the middle of a "making our attorneys" rich style divorce, I can say I had one of those trophy wive's...............it just wasn't for first place. LOL
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Old 11-03-2013, 01:10 PM   #16
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...Being in the middle of a "making our attorneys" rich style divorce, I can say I had one of those trophy wive's...............it just wasn't for first place. LOL
Sorry to hear it. Oldest son got one after 26 yrs a year ago in Sep. Made both lawyers wealthier just because she wanted a lawyer. Ended up she settled for exactly what he offered her in the first place before the lawyers got hired. No cure for dumb.
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Old 11-03-2013, 01:33 PM   #17
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Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!

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In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen

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Harry had been feeling sick lately and was finally convinced to see the Doctor after his wife Suzy’s urging. After a thorough examination, and much thought, the Doctor was ready to tell Harry and a very worried Suzy, his prognosis.

Harry was too stressed out. He would need 6 months of pure relaxation.

Suzy, very agitated, took out her notepad to begin writing down his list of orders for these months of relaxation.

“How should I go about it?” asked Harry.

“OK” said the doctor “I would like your wife to take one tranquilizer four times a day…”


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Old 11-03-2013, 03:27 PM   #18
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ROFL Being in the middle of a "making our attorneys" rich style divorce, I can say I had one of those trophy wive's...............it just wasn't for first place. LOL
Been there done that. My divorce took 2 1/2 years. The consolation was that ex spent 2x what she was awarded on attorneys, accountants, and specialists. It's been 12yrs and she's still paying off attorney. Hang in there.
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