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Old 08-22-2007, 08:58 AM   #1
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Medicare Coverage In A Nutshell

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello."

"Mrs. Sanders, please."

"Speaking."

"Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your
doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from
another Mr. Sanders arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one
is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the
other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your
husband's."

"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders

"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests
one time."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off
somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep
with him."
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Old 08-23-2007, 12:08 PM   #2
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aint that the truth

and
my wife had hand surgery last year... medicare only pays for 8 physical therapy sessions per 12 months.

shortly after she fell and fractured a knee cap... no therapy was allowed.
and our great tricare refused

thanks a million
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