A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his wife:
Husband:- I lost my wife. She went shopping & hasn't come back.
Officer:- What is her height ?
Husband:- Not sure.
Officer:- Her build ?
Husband:- Not slim.
Officer:- Colour of eyes ?
Husband:- Never noticed.
Officer:- Colour of hair ?
Husband:- It changes according to season.
Officer:- What was she wearing?
Husband : Not sure if it was a dress or a suit.
Officer:- Was she driving?
Officer:- Tell me the number, make & colour of the car.....
Husband:- Black Audi A8, rego S856-RTY with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. It has tinted electric windows and central locking. It has full LED headlights which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a thin scratch on the front left door
...….then the husband started crying.
Officer:- Don't worry sir. We will find your car.