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02-10-2016, 10:08 AM
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Georgia Rally Coordinator
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Location: GA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Platokidd
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built The Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
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Yep and one sunk  Later RJD
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2020 Shasta Phoenix SPF 27RKSS (sold)
2018 Dodge Ram 2500 6.4 3:73 gearing.(sold) (sold) 2015 Chevy 2500 6.0, 4:10
Traded 2015 30WRLIKS V-Lite
Days camped 2019 62
Days camped 2020 49 days camped 2021-74 2022-40 days 2023 5 days
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02-14-2016, 09:03 AM
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#142
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: Southern, IL
Posts: 3,272
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I entered ten puns into a pun contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did. 
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2016 Ford F-250 Lariat 4x4
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02-24-2016, 12:07 PM
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#143
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,934
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1. Should you do the right things or should you do things right?
2. At a movie theater, which arm rest is yours?
3. If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
4. In the word scent, is "S" silent or "C"?
5. Why is it called a building when it's already built?
6. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?
7. Do they have the word 'dictionary' in the dictionary?
8. Why is there a 'D' in fridge, but not in refrigerator?
9. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?
10. If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or the soap dirty?
11. Who took the picture of the first camera? And how was it taken?
12. Is sand called sand because it's between sea and land?
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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02-24-2016, 12:51 PM
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#144
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Georgia Rally Coordinator
Join Date: Jun 2015
Location: GA
Posts: 24,474
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Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old to spend
an additional 5 months in a nursing home
at $7000 per month.
Later RJD
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2020 Shasta Phoenix SPF 27RKSS (sold)
2018 Dodge Ram 2500 6.4 3:73 gearing.(sold) (sold) 2015 Chevy 2500 6.0, 4:10
Traded 2015 30WRLIKS V-Lite
Days camped 2019 62
Days camped 2020 49 days camped 2021-74 2022-40 days 2023 5 days
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02-24-2016, 01:51 PM
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#145
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Georgia Rally Coordinator
Join Date: Jun 2015
Location: GA
Posts: 24,474
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My grandpa started walking
Five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old
And we don't know where he is.
Later RJD
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2020 Shasta Phoenix SPF 27RKSS (sold)
2018 Dodge Ram 2500 6.4 3:73 gearing.(sold) (sold) 2015 Chevy 2500 6.0, 4:10
Traded 2015 30WRLIKS V-Lite
Days camped 2019 62
Days camped 2020 49 days camped 2021-74 2022-40 days 2023 5 days
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02-24-2016, 10:44 PM
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#146
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2016
Posts: 265
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Isn't it cruel that there is an 's' in the word lisp?
If 'pro' and 'con' are opposites, what's the opposite of 'progress?'
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why are they called 'APARTments,' when they're all jammed together?
'Cleave' is the only English word whose synonym is an antonym.
Why do I need to wash my towel? When I step out of the shower I'm the cleanest thing in the room.
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03-04-2016, 04:14 PM
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#147
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Site Team
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Northeast Louisiana
Posts: 33,934
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If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, why isn't anything in the store free yet?
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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03-04-2016, 04:43 PM
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#148
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2015
Location: Liverpool NY
Posts: 967
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Why does it take just one careless match to light a forest fire, but a whole box to light a camp fire?
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2019 Chev Silverado LT Z71 Ext. Cab, 4x4, 5.3L V/8
Reese Straight Line WDH, 2000W Honda Gen.
2 Old Town kayaks & 2 Boston Terriers - Zoey/Gonzo
Lar & Ruth
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03-04-2016, 09:00 PM
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#149
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: Southern, IL
Posts: 3,272
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I mushroom hunt, because I have no Morels... 
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2016 Ford F-250 Lariat 4x4
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