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Think about the man who invented the "universal solvent" and couldn't find a container to put it in.
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11-19-2015, 06:00 PM
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#42
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The world would be a nicer place if everyone just took a chill pill
It would get even better if some of them choked on it
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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11-19-2015, 06:02 PM
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#43
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I miss being the age when I thought I would have my stuff together by the time I was the age I am now..
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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11-21-2015, 10:36 AM
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Taking Your Shirt Off When Your Fighting Is A Great Way To Tell The Police Who To Arrest!
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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11-21-2015, 08:22 PM
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Why is the Department of the Interior in charge of everything outdoors?
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11-22-2015, 12:44 PM
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if Rogaine really works, why don't you end up with hair on your palms
If women are such great multi-taskers why can't they have sex and a headache at the same time
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit Salad.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
How come car keys are the only keys with teeth on both sides?
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
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11-25-2015, 06:09 AM
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I just poured superglue into a non-stick pan.
Somebody is going to be wrong.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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11-25-2015, 06:11 AM
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I have a friend named Jay.
We call him J for short.
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11-25-2015, 08:40 AM
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Why is it that whenever I lose my truck keys I always find them in the last place I look.
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BIRDS AREN’T REAL
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11-25-2015, 03:16 PM
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It's not the destination, it's the journey... Except when you're heading to the bathroom with explosive diarrhea.
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11-25-2015, 03:17 PM
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If only the good die young, does that make everyone over 50 bad?
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11-25-2015, 03:30 PM
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I don't care how good you think you are, never try to catch an iron if you drop it.
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11-25-2015, 05:15 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
It's not the destination, it's the journey... Except when you're heading to the bathroom with explosive diarrhea.
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Well that's a bunch of crap!
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11-27-2015, 04:43 AM
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I was cold last night, so I went and sat in the corner.
It was 90 degrees there.
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11-27-2015, 04:50 AM
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Happy hour: Ironically lasts about four hours, and features the most depressed people you will ever encounter in your life.
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11-30-2015, 12:47 AM
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If it walks like a duck, sounds like a duck, and acts like a duck...it's probably a duck. If it looks like a duck...it's probably a teenage girl taking a picture for Facebook..
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11-30-2015, 12:52 AM
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Trust me.
Education is important but becoming a model is importanter.
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11-30-2015, 10:18 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
If it walks like a duck, sounds like a duck, and acts like a duck...it's probably a duck. If it looks like a duck...it's probably a teenage girl taking a picture for Facebook..
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its called a selfie 
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11-30-2015, 10:50 PM
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Close only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades... and artillery.
It's a good thing I'm a better pilot than golfer...
It's only flat on the bottom...
I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken...
You can fix stupid, but 25 to life would be hard to swallow...
Don't run out of altitude, airspeed, and ideas at the same time...
Helicopters don't fly, they beat the air into submission...
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11-30-2015, 10:55 PM
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I always heard that helicopters are so ugly the earth rejects them and they have to fly.
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