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12-01-2015, 09:56 PM
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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2014 LaCrosse 323RST-TE-C
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Zelda the campin dog
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12-01-2015, 09:57 PM
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#82
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Why did kamikazi pilots wear helmets?
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2014 LaCrosse 323RST-TE-C
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12-01-2015, 09:59 PM
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Location: Weatherford, TX
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The best way to screw up your Saturday is to realize it's only Thursday...
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2016 Jayco White Hawk 28DSBH TT
2014 Ram 2500 Crew Cab 4X4 6.7L Cummins
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12-02-2015, 08:11 AM
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Senior Member
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Location: NE Florida
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Ever flown 'on' an airplane?
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12-02-2015, 08:35 AM
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The best thing about a bad memory is that you can enjoy the same good things more than once for the first time.
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12-02-2015, 11:29 AM
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Senior Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Papa GLS
Ever flown 'on' an airplane?
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Like this?
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Certified Farmer's Co-Op bailing wire expert. Graduate of the "Rock on the side of the Trail as a Hammer" school of motorcycle repair.
Getting old is just a matter of narrowly missing all the things that kill you.
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12-02-2015, 05:33 PM
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If you're not supposed to misuse cough syrup, then why does it come with a little plastic shot glass?
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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12-02-2015, 05:34 PM
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If someone became addicted to counseling.....
How would you treat them?
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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12-02-2015, 06:03 PM
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Senior Member
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Location: Weatherford, TX
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Papa GLS
Ever flown 'on' an airplane?
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No, but I've flown one without an engine 479 miles....
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2016 Jayco White Hawk 28DSBH TT
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12-02-2015, 06:05 PM
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Senior Member
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Location: Weatherford, TX
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Old phone company saying: The troubles leaving here just fine...
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2016 Jayco White Hawk 28DSBH TT
2014 Ram 2500 Crew Cab 4X4 6.7L Cummins
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12-02-2015, 06:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
If someone became addicted to counseling.....
How would you treat them?
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Makem' go cold turkey!
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1988 Coleman Sequoia - popup (1987-2009) - outlasted 3 Dodge Grand Caravans!
2012 Roo19 - hybrid (2012-2015)
2016 Mini Lite 2503S - tt (2015 - ???)
2011 Traverse LT, 3.6L, FWD
2009 Silverado 1500 Ext Cab, 5.3L, 4x4, 3.73
2016 Silverado 2500HD Dbl Cab, 6.0L 4x4, 4.10
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12-02-2015, 07:07 PM
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The Schwans truck is always around our house and the refrigerator is full of their products.
I never get a bill. What's up with that?
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2016 Ford F-250 Lariat 4x4
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12-02-2015, 07:24 PM
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Location: Keller, Texas
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wobbles
The Schwans truck is always around our house and the refrigerator is full of their products.
I never get a bill. What's up with that?
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Maybe the Schwans driver is getting paid in some other way - just saying.
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12-02-2015, 07:26 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wobbles
The Schwans truck is always around our house and the refrigerator is full of their products.
I never get a bill. What's up with that?
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Do your kids have an uncanny resemblance to the Schwans man?
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1988 Coleman Sequoia - popup (1987-2009) - outlasted 3 Dodge Grand Caravans!
2012 Roo19 - hybrid (2012-2015)
2016 Mini Lite 2503S - tt (2015 - ???)
2011 Traverse LT, 3.6L, FWD
2009 Silverado 1500 Ext Cab, 5.3L, 4x4, 3.73
2016 Silverado 2500HD Dbl Cab, 6.0L 4x4, 4.10
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12-02-2015, 08:06 PM
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Senior Member
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Location: Keller, Texas
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rockfordroo
Do your kids have an uncanny resemblance to the Schwans man?
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I think we might have him thinking.
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12-02-2015, 08:17 PM
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Senior Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by schrederman
Old phone company saying: The troubles leaving here just fine...
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Said that more times than I can remember...
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Enjoying the adventure
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12-02-2015, 09:37 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by B47
Maybe the Schwans driver is getting paid in some other way - just saying.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rockfordroo
Do your kids have an uncanny resemblance to the Schwans man?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by B47
I think we might have him thinking.
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It's all good. I married DW for her money. Seems this does not cost me anything.
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12-03-2015, 08:11 AM
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#98
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Parallel lines have got so much in common.
It's a shame they'll never meet.
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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12-03-2015, 08:14 AM
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Site Team
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Shine a flashlight through a glass of water. You can see light on the other side.
Conclusion? You don't need wipers on your headlights, you tool
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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12-04-2015, 05:21 PM
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#100
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“I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence?
What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don’t they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
No one ever says, “It’s only a game” when their team is winning.
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
OK … so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the “Jags” and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the “Bucs,” what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
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