if Rogaine really works, why don't you end up with hair on your palms
If women are such great multi-taskers why can't they have sex and a headache at the same time
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit Salad.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
How come car keys are the only keys with teeth on both sides?
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
Next year is here - GO CUBS- 4 more WINS to go
2014 LaCrosse 323RST-TE-C
2009 CHEVY 2500HD Silverado Z71
2016- 89 nights of camping